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I am being brainwashed
Right. So that's it then. Bert is training me. I am about to start sitting up and begging.
I just had a nightmare which involved someone bashing my door in and then me finding they hadn't stolen anything but had moved all sorts of things around in my house and put stuff in silly places - all this in great detail.
There was even a woman delivering a giant Thomson directory and I was a bit rude to her I am afraid but I apologised and she was half way through telling me that a neighbour had received a suspicious visit from three men dressed in blue boiler suits pretending to deliver a Thomson's directory, but it was a fake!
I thought that was a bit far fetched so I woke up and found it was a combination of a) heating too high and b) Bert bashing the door down. So I went down to let him out and guess what? he didn't want to go out, he wanted some breakfast! So I gave him breakfast and came back to bed.
Thought I would tell you lot about it and then he started bashing on the door again. So I went down to show him the CAT FLAP and he said no, he didn't want to go out, he wanted me to escort him upstairs to his appropriated fluffy cat basket because Tiffy was sitting guarding the landing and he was too frightened to go past her.
I am well awake now. I have got a headache. I will probably go to sleep in about an hour and then wake up really late and everyone will ring me up or visit or something and have a go at me for being in bed all the time and not doing anything.
I'm not in bed all the time. Sometimes I am by the front door.
Maisie
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